Damn...
Phone... where's the phone?
Hello
Not gone yet?
Almost
What? What do you mean?
Going right away
You wouldn't leave unless I call you
I have to wash up, brush, dress, put on my socks
I haven't gone to the loo yet
Why are you always late?
I slept after I talked to you on the phone
Why couldn't you get up having slept so early?
No, I stopped the alarm
What? Did you sleep with a woman?
No
Is there a woman with you?
She's not letting you go
No, there's no woman
I say there is, and that's final, you needn't explain
I really dare not, come and see for yourself
What? You take me for a fool?
I have no time for this
She's likely to have gone when I come
Right?
No, I can swear
Right, go ahead
If there's another woman, gonna run over by a car
It's you or me run over
by a car? Speak
Do you think everything will be okay if you shut up?
Are you dumb? Speak
Rotten egg...
Finished
Janet...
How dare you hang up on me!
No, the telephone wire got pulled off
What? You dare do that?
I didn't do it on purpose
Look at your scruffy hair
If you look like this again
don't be with me, hear that?
The minibus is here
Janet, I only have ten dollars
do you have any change?
You'll get your pay today, remember to save it all
Yes
Don't just pay lip service, do it
If I find out you haven't done it
you'll be in trouble
Okay
Want to get off, please
Come on, there's an empty seat
Alright
Don't you want to sit with me?
I just didn't know there was an empty seat
Dead fish? Don't talk to me
You breath is foul
No, it's sliced cuttlefish
Open your mouth
I hate people eating that
Their breath stinks
Today's Friday, how come you only have 10 dollars left?
I still have a fifty
Where?
In the wallet
Let me see
Is that necessary?
Where is it?
You have money to go to a movie with a girl
No
That's why you have no money for the minibus
No
Getting off!
You took my ten dollars
After everyone hears the boss
congratulate you on the business performance
I have even more encouraging news
to tell you
A raise?
You won't have a share
How much sale did you do last month?
Settle down! Don't say something
the manager doesn't like to hear in the morning
None of your business
This is a meeting, behave yourself
Please continue
To respond to the rise in birth rate
as a result of the leap year last year
we should market a new product
Sorry, manager
Continue
I was robbed this morning, so I...
You went to the police?
No
You chased the thief?
No
The thief chased you?
No
I ran back so as not to be late
Good, full marks
Your pretext
is more creative than our new product
No
Please sit and rest
Look at what this diaper is made of
I know, it could be eaten
It's cotton candy
No, chocolate
Instant noodle
Pickled vegetables
Fermented bean curd
No... I know
It's just a diaper
Rubbish
Right
But it's no ordinary diaper
Why is there music?
Where is it coming from?
What's this?
The music comes from
the humidity sensor in the diaper
When it becomes wet
the music will remind the mother
to change the diaper
I see
Great idea
That's why I am confident
our sales will soar this year
Please work hard
Take the samples and sell the product
Hurry
No more rubbish
You had a quarrel with Janet this morning again
It's all because of you
Why?
You know how much she lets me spend each week
200 dollars
I took you to the movies and had noodles yesterday
Didn't you ask me to pay first?
Yes
But it so happened that she checked this morning
and said I'm fifty dollars short
You could have said you lent it to me
She saw the stubs
and said I was after a girl
Good, you have guts, courting a girl
No
I'll tell Janet
No
You have guts, picking up girls
Shut up bitch
Do you take pleasure in others' quarrels?
You might end up lonely the rest of your life
None of your business
Bitch
Hey... he was just joking
why are you scolding her?
Why are you afraid of her?
If you scold her, she'll tell Janet and
Janet scolds me; you're just getting me into trouble
Shit, misery loves company
I'll avenge you
You bitch, let me teach you a lesson
"Pregnancy Easy Check"
Miss Chan
Please take a seat. You'll be called for medication
Dr. So
What are you doing?
Dr. So, he...
You again
Dr. So
I'm busy today, you leave first
Three minutes, just three minutes will do
Three minutes, alright, I'll give you three minutes
to give me some entertainment
Dr. So, this is a purchase order
Just fill in whatever you need
And
this nappy is a new product from our company
there's a sensor inside
Once it gets wet, it will beep
This treat for babies is a new product
It's made from LDSY rubber
It won't break
no matter how you bite & chew, let me explain
See how hard I've tried
It doesn't break, right?
LDSY rubber?
Yes
What is it?
They are initials for a patent
And these vitamins
are good for children...
I work from seven in the morning till now
I have no more energy to see you play tricks
You just leave your sample here
I can read these manuals myself
Time's up, goodbye
Thank you
Old rules
20% discount, isn't it?
Ah Bo, as usual?
Yes, thank you
Why are you looking so depressed?
I couldn't make it to the bank
No need to be the same
Right
The stuff is here, help please
This is mine, that's yours
Thank you
Come, cheers
As usual, a glass of water
Thank you
Look at you, everyone is drinking wine
and you are drinking medicine
It's been "prescribed" by his lover
Would he dare not to drink?
Talk to you later
Coming
Are you seeing her or me?
What? We just happened to bump into each other
Sit
What would you like to drink?
Look how smart he is
Dating two girls, that's what a man should be
If you go on like this, when you marry
you'll be a slave to your wife for all your life
The most stupid man in this world
is to give his bank book to his girlfriend
What do you call this? Love?
Yes
Dummy
After we're married
what's mine will be hers
You've been dating for so long
and yet you aren't married each other
That's right
You either get married or get back your passbook
I suppose it's more practical to get the passbook back
Ah Mei, let's go and get the tickets
Alright
We've leaving
Bye...
Let's go, bye...
Janet
Hi
What have you got with her?
Men-crazy
Nothing
They said they are going to a movie
Do you want to go too? If so, let's go
No, I...
I've business to attend to, I'm leaving
Bye...
Why haven't you deposited the money? I did remind you
I got off from work late and the bank was closed
Are you saying you're working too hard?
No
Isn't it the same if I give it to you now?
What? Trying to tell others I'm spending your money?
No, I...
Remember, I earn more money than you do
I don't need you to support me
Snob, let's go home for dinner
We're leaving, bye
Tell me honestly
who was the girl you went with to the movie?
It's not a girl, it's Ah Dan
I
Ah Dan? Everything you do is with Ah Dan
Are you homosexuals?
What do you mean?
Lower your voice, let's talk this out
It's true, you can ask Ah Dan if you don't believe me
You think I'm a kid
Maybe you two gang up?
I'm innocent
What are you doing? Don't try to look pitiful
"Passbook"
Janet, I want...
Want what?
I want to marry you at once
Don't you feel ashamed to talk like this?
Have you deposited enough money in it?
I've already got eighty thousand dollars
What I have told you before?
You must have at least $100,000 before we get married
It's almost this amount
You used to say fifty thousand
when it came to fifty, you said a hundred thousand
That's not my fault, it's inflation
When I get 100,000, you'll say 200,000
This way I'll never get married in this life
That's life
A pair in poor days is a pair in sorrow, take it easy
Ah Bo, it's free
If we aren't getting married, return me the passbook
Not all men can be beaten by women
What're you looking at? Haven't you been beaten before?
Are you trying to kill me?
Don't bother with her
Do you have a driver's license?
Miss, where are you taking me to?
Don't drive so fast, slow down...
Stop the car...
I want to get off
Are you crazy?
Don't you know there's somebody behind!
I told you to stop but you didn't
Why are you driving so fast? Crying?
I didn't cry even though you hit me
What's going on? A man bullying a woman?
How can that be?
Don't cry. If you want to cry
I'll take you to a more suitable place
Sister, that bitch is crying so fiercely
Is she your husband's mistress?
Looks like it
She must be here for a portion
You'd better start crying
Cry, start crying
Louder
You're okay?
I'm okay
Thank you, sorry to disturb you
Sister, she's gone
You've won, let's play mahjong
Hey, stop shouting! You coward
One more round, alright?
No, I'm not playing
This is more interesting
Getting beaten and crying, very much like you, huh?
Hey
We studied together in the States
We've decided to return to Hong Kong and
get married after graduation
But he turned into a different person since we returned
and he engaged himself in entertaining all sorts of
rich women, models
and did not mention our marriage again
I must thank him for slapping me which woke me up
How about you? Why did your girlfriend slap you?
Me?
You don't look like a good guy either
I am not only a bad guy
I am a sex maniac, are you scared?
Of you? I am not afraid
Let me take you to poorman's nightclub
Good
Really? You have not tried this before
Yes
Let me buy you one
Thank you
For two? Have a seat please
Two, please
This place is fun, no one has ever brought
me to such a place
This is called the "Night Market"
not ordinary guys dare come here
Then I must have guts
Not only that, you are courageous
Just now at the amusement park,
you almost scared me to death
Eat, you coward
Tastes good
These shells look beautiful, can I take them away?
Of course, they've been paid for already
Really?
Are these enough? If not, there are some over there
Enough
Two bottles of beer
Hurry
Two bottles of beer
Hey... hurry and go
I've not finished yet
Let's go, hurry
You belong here
Miss, don't forget
just now you swallowed them one by one
now they are lifeless
You are senseless
Do you know some people wouldn't know
what actually belongs to them till they die?
Ms. Artist, at least your father belongs to you
Wrong, I definitely don't belong to my father
Did your mom tell you that?
No, to me my father is just like a bank where you can
overdraw your money without having to pay it back
and I am just one of his products
He has a lot of such products
like me out there
What a depressing world
Funny? You should sympathize with me
Then who is going to sympathize with me?
I used to have parents who belonged to me
but god is so unfair
he took away my father
My mom was heartbroken
and went after my father
I sympathize with you
It's your mother's fault, she should have been strong
Why are you criticizing my mother?
Am I wrong in saying that?
If I were her
I would be strong and bring up all my kids
How did you survive?
I took care of myself
I met a girl a couple of years ago
I thought I found someone who belongs to me
What happened? She changed?
No, I did
I became her accessory
What's wrong with that?
It's my own will
But now it no longer works
There's nothing left
This kiss belongs to you
That's a lie
unless you let me kiss you
What does this mean?
This is ours
Hugging each other early in the morning?
That's right
Closer
Did I wake you up?
No
Stand apart
It's past 9, ain't you going for work?
Yes, but I'll see you home first
No need, you will be reprimanded for being late
I'm going to work
Alright
I'm not leaving yet, I'll stay for a while
It's late anyway
Come on, let me take you to your office
No need, my office is close by
I'll take you home then alright?
No need to, better get to work
Call me in the evening
I'm going, bye
Bye
Hold still
Right, you haven't given me your number
I'll write it for you
Attention everyone
Look over here
Come closer
Alright
That's right
Smile, good
See how happy the bridegroom looks
Yes
What's with you?
Why... why don't we follow their footsteps?
Follow what?
Let's get married
"Marriage Registry"
Dad
Don't prevent me from keeping fit
Don't waste your energy
Those women love your money only
Don't be so hard on yourself
Well said
Honey, what tricks are you up to this time?
I want to get married
Alright, have you agreed with Da Ho?
Who says I am marrying Da Ho?
I want to marry him
Uncle
This is...
He's Ah Bo
We met last night
What?
Just one night & you're getting married, can't be!
What's so strange?
You and Mom knew each other
only on the night you were married
It's different. In those days it was arranged marriages
But you two get along very well
Don't you have love?
Don't you have sentiments?
If you didn't, how could you have me?
I'm not arguing with you
Your name is...
Ah Bo, Yu Siao Bo
Just call me Ah Bo
Alright... have a seat
Have some tea
Alright
What do you do for a living?
Sales
A 'gentleman' (similar sound as 'sales')?
No, it's salesman
No wonder
You are great, you've sold yourself to my
daughter in just one night
Of course you have to pay for selling a product
You can't swipe your credit card for things like that
I am a gold card, you won't get it so easily
I'd rather write you a cheque in gratitude
for keeping my daughter company for one night
Dad, what do you mean?
What do you take me for? A gigolo?
Did I say that?
Nuts! Ah Bo, let's go
Hey
You are so mercenary
From now on you could provide for one less person
You...
Go
Right, let's see how long you two can last
Are you happy?
Yes. Where should we go for our honeymoon?
San Diego
San Diego?
Good
"San Diego Hotel"
Shadow of a dream, fills my spirit
In my dream I still feel my heart beating
A feeling I can't describe on waking
Everything causes me to reminisce
Shadow of a dream, this is love
Is the dream a fore-vision of something!
I can't believe I hold on to this moment's innocence
today all the pieces of the dream will come together
I feel the dream will one day be true
My desire is still unfulfilled
I hope this would stay
this loving feeling would stay
I could only send my love in dreams
This is like...
an ordinary wish
yet it has branded my dream
Shadow of a dream, fills my spirit
In my dream I still feel my heart beating
A feeling I can't describe on waking
Everything causes me to reminisce
Shadow of a dream, this is love
Is the dream a fore-vision of something!
I can't believe I hold on to this moment's innocence
today all the pieces of the dream will come together
I feel the dream will one day be true
My desire is still unfulfilled
I hope this would stay
this loving feeling would stay
I could only send my love in dreams
This is like
an ordinary wish
yet it has branded my dream
I hope this would stay
this loving feeling would stay
Who is it?
Uncle, is Jin Jin there? I am Da Ho
Da Ho, I was just going to look for you
What is it?
I don't know what you two are up to
You & Jin Jin have been in love for a couple of years
and yet you two are not married
Now she met a damn kid for one day
and they got married
I don't know what you two are up to
A damn kid? Who is he?
How do I know?
Good morning, Ah Mei
Good morning
You dumped her
You have guts
Hey, Janet, Ah Bo is back
It's your first day back from your vacation
You are earlier than I am
Manager, I want to start afresh
Great
What happened? Why have you all stopped working?
Get back to work...
Are you nuts?
No, you are
I'm married
but my wife isn't Janet
- Really? - Of course
- No lying? - No lying
- Really? - Really
You two opera singers
it's not too late to rehearse now
You'll be a star in a show soon
Listen
What is it?
Stop shouting
Tonight after work, a good show will take place
What show?
She got the music
What's so funny?
She asks for it
What are you laughing at?
Being thrifty is a virtue
but not to the extent of filching company products
for personal use, the outcome is...
What are you laughing at? Disgusting
He said his wife is so good, do you believe him?
That's right
I don't
I'd like to see
Are you bluffing?
That's right
Just wait and see
Let's enjoy the show
Hey... she's coming
You have guts, speak
Speak what?
You've disappeared for a week, where have you been?
To Macau
Macau? You liar, you dare to lie to me
It's true
Went to Macau for gambling, isn't it?
No
Did you go for gambling?
No
No? Speak
You must be rich. Gambling?
No
Speak, you
Ah Bo
Who is she?
Who are you?
I am his wife
That's right, I went to Macau for our honey moon
You...
Hey, why are you hitting my husband?
Why don't you go and fight with her?
Why are you standing here?
You are going to lose face
Bull shit
This will kill me
Janet
Gone
She's gone
Great, it's really great
Sing
A marriage made in heaven
A perfect couple
A happy marriage on an auspicious day
A day for pledging our lives to each other
Good...
Come... let's drink to Ah Bo
Cheers
Juice?
Brandy
Why not? Come
Ah Bo, have you asked your wife
if you can drink wine
Of course I can, why can't I?
Okay?
Yes?
Come...
He has been wanting to drink it a long time
Ah Bo, with your wife's permission
let's play a drinking game
No, I don't know how to play
Don't be afraid, you are the bridegroom today
You'll surely win, come...
Alright
Both have the same amount of wine
Women are nice
Nice to flirt with
All three days
It's not cheap
Here's five
I've won, drink up
What? How can there be a five in this game?
You've lost
Isn't this five?
How can there be a five?
People said "wu jia pi", 5 pieces of grass
What's this supposed to mean?
This is Hong Kong style
There's no five, drink
Drink
No five, drink it
Are you okay?
I think so
Come
Alright...
Come again
I must get even
Hey
I want to get even
Can I play in my husband's place?
Yes... you know how to play?
Come
Hey... such a big glass
Two, Five
Hey, you don't have to shout
You'll win when you shout
Really? Who else wants to play?
Old Huang, teach him a lesson for me
Play with him
Triple six
Three again
Six again
Drink, drink it
Ask her
None of your business
Go ahead
You ask her yourself
Why can't you ask her?
Ask what?
Nothing
He asked if your wife is working at the May Flower club
You idiot
Just kidding
Make him drunk
Alright
No, madam, I'm not good at it
Forgive me, madam, spare me
Ah Dan, Ah Bo has got
such a capable wife
When is yours & Susie's turn?
Right
Soon...
We will invite you all when the time comes
Don't worry
But Ah Bo and his wife are today's stars
not me
Maybe we should invite Ah Bo and
his wife to have a mutual toasting
What do you think?
Good...
Come... drink
Your friends are so crazy
luckily you've pretended to be drunk
otherwise you won't be able to get out of it so easily
I'm not pretending, if we don't go soon I'm finished
My head aches
Then go and take a hot bath
The water is ready
No need
No, you sweat so much
The sweat will dry up after some time
Don't be like a kid
Come
Be good, come
I said no need
Take a bath, you lazybone
What is it? Do I have bad breath?
No
What is it?
Hey
Hey, what happened to you?
Are you alright?
Fine
Are you alright?
I might have drunk too much
It's all because of those bloody fools
Come, lie down
Are you alright?
You feel terrible
I think I'll be fine
I'll take you to a doctor
So early?
Yes, come
When did you start throwing up?
Since last night
What have you eaten?
A lot
Suckling pig, eel
Oysters and broccoli, steam fish
Some fried rice, I think those are okay
She drank some brandy, that's what matters
What is it?
Did you or your wife throw up?
Of course it's my wife
Then it's none of your business, go out
I'll have a check up for your wife
Miss Chan
Get a urine sample from the patient
Alright, please follow me
What happened? My wife threw up badly
Don't move, I won't be responsible
if it spills all over
Doctor, am I alright?
Will see
Doctor, the report is here
Congratulations, you are two months pregnant
Two months
What took you so long?
Do you know what happened?
Of course
Go back and treat her well
Don't let her move around too much
Are you exaggerating?
Look at you, you look so unwilling
Of course not, this costs money
If you are not willing you'd have to be more careful
That's right
She should have taken control measures
How can you say that, you are responsible
It's not my fault
Although I've brought her to see my friends
she wanted to play
And my friends were all so passionate
One after another, that's what happened
How open-minded you are
My wife loved it, friends were happy, what could I do?
This is the first time that I see a husband like you
You are amazing, but in the next few months
you have to control your wife
otherwise there'll be mortal danger
How can a digestion problem be that serious?
What stomach problem?
She's pregnant
Are the results out this quick?
Didn't you see our sign up there?
It's a pregnancy easy check sign
You can check it out even if it's just 8 days?
What eight days? It's almost eighty days
You cheated me
What have I cheated you?
You married me despite not having period for 2 months
I didn't even know I was pregnant
You still lie?
Believe it or not
My period is always late
Sometimes it's once every 3 months
or once every 5 months
Do I have to tell every boy
before I start dating?
Once every three months, or five months
Who are you trying to cheat?
Phone bill is once every 3 months
Water bill is once every 3 months
Shut up if you don't know, but you can't accuse me
I am a silent victim
What silent victim? What are you trying to do now?
Abort the child
No, this is not
the fault of the child
This is my child,
you have no right over my abortion
No right? You are my wife
Am I supposed to share it with somebody else?
What do you mean? Watch your mouth
So you don't want to give up the child
that means you miss the father, right?
You don't have to say things like that
I won't have abortion no matter what you say
If you don't, then we'll divorce
As you wish
Divorce?
How long have you been married?
Eight days
Including today, nine
Then there's a little problem
What problem?
According to the law in Hong Kong
you have to be married for 3 years
during which you have to be separated for 2 years
before you can file for a divorce
If she's 2 months' pregnant
and I am not the father of the child,
can I sue her for cheating?
Cheating?
Before she got married
whoever she slept with is not your business
But you have the right to check her out
before you marry her
But if...
It's no use now
If you want a divorce
you'd better separate right now
What is the definition of separation?
The legal definition is
you two can't have sex
If you're still keen
come to me
after 2 years and 357 days
The fee for today is $500 each
$1,000 in total
What the hell? A thousand dollars
for a casual chat?
Do you know what you've said
insults my profession?
Then...
Go outside and pay
Hey, What are you doing?
We are separated, so I'm going
Go on
You expose your own shame
Your dad will laugh at you
I fear my colleagues would laugh at me too
separating after 10 days of marriage
How could I explain this to my friends and relatives?
Okay. I could stay if you want
but we keep separate ways
and we don't mess with each other
After these 357 days
then we disclose the news
You said it
The rent is $3,300
That's $1,650 each
plus miscellaneous expenses
and bills
which we'll split fifty fifty
Can do
We'll split the usage of the house
Come
Each time you can only use the toilet for 15 minutes
Each of us will have a designated stove
we cook our meals, and wash our clothes
From the fridge we'll only eat what we've bought
We wash our own clothes
Yours
How about the bed?
Mon, Wed, Fri I take the bed; other days you sleep down
Then you are forcing me to leave
Alright, let's expose ourselves altogether
Alright
Let's do it in turns
Today is Wednesday, I'll sleep on the bed
How about Sunday?
Let's decide by finger-guessing
You fight with a pregnant woman
Are you a man?
Alright... you sleep...
Also, from tonight onwards
don't touch me
It's me who's afraid of being touched by you
Keep smoking
so you'll have a monster child
I heard Jin Jin got married
So what?
Don't you feel anything?
You are so stupid, Da Ho has so many girlfriends
what is a Jin Jin to him?
You've been in love for so many years
don't you have any feelings for her?
Alright, tell me
what do you feel?
We were just fooling around
Really?
It's good someone has taken her, let's play
No one will believe you
Stop pretending
I've finished the design
for these dresses, don't worry
Cheque
No hurry, you can give it to me later
We'll talk some other time, someone is looking for me
Goodbye
How come you are so late?
If my husband comes back, I'll be in trouble
Sorry, let's hurry
I'll take off my clothes and wait for you
Hurry
Why can't you go to Ah Dan's home to play?
You've been married almost a fortnight
and we haven't visited your new home yet
Why have you been making excuses?
We are here, open the door
The three of us will win
Hey... who are you? What are you doing here?
You must be Mr. Yu
Mr. Yu, your wife is really wonderful
You are fortunate to have a wife like her
Mr. Meng
Mr. Meng, I'll send you the painting
after I've finished the final touch
Good, thank you
I won't disturb you, goodbye
Goodbye
Great
Isn't he Mister Hong Kong?
Yes
I should have gone to the drawing class too
Why?
So I'll have the chance
to see Miss Hong Kong face to face
Should I see it like this?
Who's this guy?
Madam, have you drawn for Ah Bo?
Not bad
Draw for him?
Ah Bo, see how bad your figure is
even your wife is sick of you
Hey, are you for real?
What do I look like?
Let me tell you,
don't disgrace yourself before my friends
otherwise both of us will lose face
I'm sorry, madam
I promise to watch my mouth
Nice house
you must have put in a lot of thought into it
Look, a blue stripe on
a white table, how thoughtful
Yes
Madam, can you draw for me?
I'll hang it up at home
I want one too, but it has to be more cartoonic
Don't forget me
Alright
Who's first?
Me...
I'll be the first
Alright
Go away
Did you say you want to play mahjong?
Come, let's play
This is a rare opportunity
we can play mahjong anytime
Let's play after the painting
Later
What are you doing?
Why have you brought me out here?
Obviously I've something to talk to you about
What is it?
If your wife married you with a son
what would you do?
Your response is the same as mine
How did you know?
She told me
When did you see her?
The day before yesterday
Hey...
What made you talk about such a thing?
Said she wanted to be honest before we get married
Who are you talking about?
It's Susie
It's that divorced woman of yours, isn't it?
Not only that, she's now the mother of the child
What do you mean?
She's got a three year-old son
What are you going to do?
If I knew
I wouldn't have asked your advice
If I were you, I wouldn't mind
She didn't mean to lie to you
It's hard to find someone
who loves you so much as Susie
But having a child is too much trouble
What's the difference
between a divorced woman
with or without a child?
A big difference
For a divorced woman
one can forget about her past;
Forget about her making love with another man
But if there's a piece of "evidence"
before you
How can you forget?
There's saying that a deed would rather be known
than to be seen
But have you heard of "love you, love your dog"
You aren't the one who's got hurt!
Are you hurt?
Some people are more miserable
He only knows that his wife
bears a child of another man after getting married
Is there such a stupid man in this world?
It's so amusing!
You think so?
How come everyone sides with the woman
Is that man stupid?
In actual fact, the man is the victim
He's been cheated
All women in this world are bad
Crazy. Criticizing women like this?
Nuts
Ah Bo, why are you so over-reactive?
Who's aggravated you? Come sit down
What am I going to do?
How am I supposed to know?
You know, it's easier getting married than a divorce
Think carefully
Hey... Ah Bo
Where are you going?
I know you haven't got any soft drinks
Drink water instead
I forgot to cover the food while spraying insecticide
so I have to throw it all away
You must be very hungry
I know it's unbearable
but still have something to eat
You are lucky
some people couldn't even have these
You are pregnant, you should eat more
Have more babies
You've got to put your back into it
Just eat what's good for you, okay!
Hey, you're expecting. You're not allowed to eat
How come you are pregnant?
You must be flirting with someone, who is it?
It must be you, dressed up like a playboy
I'll starve you adulterous pair
so I won't need to feed your illegitimate child
You've said enough, no one asked for your support
Why are you so nosy?
Even so, I can't bear the sight of it
What are you doing?
Adulterers have to be drowned
and the fish has to be thrown into the toilet
You can't do that
Yes, I can
No
I will do it
Go away
Jin Jin, how are you?
It's that room ahead, be careful
Slowly
Watch out
Doctor, how's she?
Who are you?
I'm her husband
It's lucky that she's got here in time
otherwise not only will the baby be lost
even the mother will be in danger
Now...
Now they are both safe
but don't let her move too much
Don't get up. Call me if you want anything
You can't help me with it
Why not? Just tell me
I want to pee
What is this?
People say that it's good for the mother and the child
if it's drunk once every week
This is not your own child,
why bother?
I'm just kidding
It came off
Then remove it altogether
Tonight it's cold
Yes
It's warmer if we sleep together
Let's try
Hey, the doctor says we can't do that
Brother, slow down, wait for me
Wait for me
Siao Keung...
don't ride so fast, slow down
Be careful and watch your sister
You have to be very careful when you are practicing
You've got it wrong
Come... Let me show you
What about it?
It will then come out
Ever since our musical diaper is in the market
business is soaring, because of that
There's a chain reaction for other baby products
and more and more people get to know them
Manager, you know what you should do?
Yes
A raise
Don't worry
the company is going to make
great profit this year
At the end of the year
you will all get a bonus
That's like a hollow promise
To ensure that the sales of our product
will keep rising
we'll expand our advertising
and develop a baby-care demonstration
in order that mothers will get to know
every product of our company
That's a good idea, this will also save our time
in explaining the products to them
That's why our company is urgently in need of a
pregnant woman to host this talk
Hope you could provide us with some suitable models
I know a few
but their figures are great
Try Yue, she looks like a pregnant woman
She is the most suitable person
Yes, you go
Idiot, you ought to disguise as a pregnant woman
Try Miss Hong Kong, she's got fame
and fits the role
Fame is not that important, beauty is
Besides, she must be really pregnant too
in order to create the right impression
Needn't look anywhere, Ah Bo's wife is the right person
Right...
No... she can't
Be careful
Jin Jin
What are you looking at? She's going to have a baby
Give it up
Brother, can you give me one?
Sure
Wait until I've finished
I'll introduce you to do the demonstration
But let me get this straight, I'll just sit around
Of course, I'm also concerned if you get tired
I'm going up
Everybody, the talk begins
What I want to talk about
is how to bathe a baby
For a mother of a new-born
this is something very troublesome
First, we'll prepare some clean clothing
and diapers
Remember to have a pot of hot water on the side
If the water gets cold
you can put in some hot water immediately
After you have taken off the baby's clothes
wrap him in a towel
This way he won't catch cold
and it can also prevent him from kicking
Before the bath, test the water temperature
The most accurate way of course is to use a thermometer
Now when you are holding the baby to wash his head
use your elbow...
Jin Jin
Jin Jin, can you go out for a moment now?
I think you should be the one to go out
We should be extra careful
because the baby's head is very delicate
First rub him with soap
and use a towel to wash him tenderly
After that, dry him
Now we are going to wash his body
Before putting the baby into the water
Hold his ears
so that water won't get in
Are you really eight months pregnant?
So what?
This means I am the father
When we are bathing the baby
pay attention to the water temperature
If it's not hot enough, add in some hot water
This is a wrong step
The baby should be taken away from the bath tub
before adding in hot water
What if it is really yours, Master Chiu?
Let me get this straight,
the child's name is Yu and has nothing to do with you
After powdering him, it's done
Why are you walking around? Are you nuts?
Can the gentleman down there stop disturbing others?
We only entertain lady guests, can you step out please?
Miss Wang Jin Jin, would you come up and please
demonstrate to us some exercises for pregnant women
Doing exercises of this kind during your pregnancy
will help you a lot when you deliver the baby
Miss Wang Jin Jin will start demonstrating
Let's do push up 50 times
Alright...
What?
Hi, can I come in?
No
I need to talk to you
Sorry, my husband is coming back, goodbye
Jin Jin...
I'm back
Yes
You are early today
Let me carry it for you
No need
Meal will be ready soon, have the soup first
Alright
How come there are so many flowers, who sent them?
What?
They were a bargain
so I bought more
Bought them?
What's the matter with you?
How come the sofa is still warm
I just sat on it to set the flowers
Here, have some soup
How come there're two glasses, who came just now?
Nobody
Dinner's ready
How come there's smell of a man?
I smell that too
You too?
Smells like one who hasn't bathed for several days
I'm talking about you. Go have a wash after dinner
The soup is good, have some more
I've prepared a big pot
Why? Are you inviting someone over?
No, the weather is getting dry
so I prepared a bigger pot for you
So you're saying I'm feeling hot
Of course
C'mon, eat up
I read some news today
about a woman being caught in adultery by her husband
Her husband chopped her up into 9 pieces
How can a man be so cruel?
What cruel? If I were the husband
I'll cut her up into ninety pieces
My husband is not that kind of person
Hey... Don't forget to deliver the goods in time
I've got it
If there's no delivery, it's your fault
I'll deliver to you in person another day, okay?
Madam, please follow me
Thank you
Mister, you can't go in, wait outside please
Jin Jin...
Stop messing around
Can we find a place and talk?
There's nothing to talk about
You are a straight forward person
But I've a lot to talk to you
I know that you have something to talk to me too
Please give me a chance
Look, I know that
that moron must be here
Ah Bo
Janet
Ah Bo
Come, let's dance
Ah Bo, what do you want?
I should ask you what are you doing with Master Chiu?
Don't be angry
They say one needn't be afraid of being cuckolded if
you can take it off quickly, but if you happen to be
green' all over, then it's real trouble
Let's go back home and I'll explain to you
Alright, you go back first
Tonight, I'll let you explain
What does all this mean?
What?
You seduce another man, and I can't flirt
Don't be so depressed
She'll be fine after staying home for a few days
Susie?
Susie
Tommy
Good, greet uncle
Uncle
Good boy
Not uncle, call daddy
Call me daddy, okay?
Daddy
Daddy will take you to the Ocean Park later
and buy you toys
Are you hungry?
Let's go for a pizza, alright?
Let's go
Ah Bo, do you want to come with us?
No
Say goodbye to uncle
- Goodbye - Bye
Hello
How come it's you?
Can I come in?
Oh, the dog's kennel has become a palace
But the poor king
has to be alone
What, your wife has left?
No point in living
Don't be so selfish
it's no big deal letting your wife have fun elsewhere?
Someone like Mister Chiu
is not easy to hitch up
Once you have, you would have lots of benefits
Look at the bright side, when she's had her fun
she'll come back to you
then everyone's happy
Are you finished?
Isn't it true?
Though the husband is willing
the wife must be a slut to do this sort of thing
You are in no position to criticize my wife
Are you nuts? Looking for your wife in my home
Has Jin Jin left home?
Hasn't she come here?
Not yet
When she left hospital that day I took her to the peak
she distinctly said she has a warm home
Could she have been lying to me?
She wasn't telling the truth it seems
Aren't you now in the same situation as I am?
Women are insatiable
I have experience
and I know Jin Jin's personality well
She's quite direct; she won't turn back once she leaves
If she could treat a man of
status and wealth like me in this way
think what she would do to you
There's no more hope
you should find another wife
Sorry to have disturbed you
Drop in when you have time
Brother, who is he?
Jin Jin's husband
No wonder he looks dumb
like a tramp
Dad
Yes?
I want to bring Jin Jin back
Isn't she married?
Yes, she's pregnant
What has that to do with you?
The child is mine
But her husband...
They are separated
Don't say I haven't
reminded you both
We Chius will not allow
a divorcee to be part of this family
If she bears a male child
we must have him back
if she bears a girl
just give her some money
Brother, what's your problem?
Look, a new Miss Hong Kong will be selected soon
There's thirty odd contestants
just pick anyone
Look, how beautiful
What a change
Is your miss at home?
She...
She's not here, what did you want with her?
Uncle, please let me see Jin Jin
I said she's not here, why would I cheat you?
No, she must be here
Hey
Mesmerized by your smile, my heart lights up
I will never forget for the rest of my life
I'm sorry
Mesmerized by your posture, each moment is beautiful
you're most important
strands of memories stir each night
remembering your smile in the wind
and your jet black hair
following your light footsteps
but why are these just memories
remembering your smile in the wind
and your jet black hair
my heart hurts so I call out
in my dreams
The most beautiful thing in my life
is meeting you by chance that day
I'll embrace it forever
I know I'll never
find passionate love again
Why do I have to remember?
Remembering your smile in the wind
and your jet black hair
following your light footsteps
but why are these just memories
remembering your smile in the wind
and your jet black hair
my heart hurts so I call out
in my dreams
Hey
"Estimate due date"
Is there a Miss Wang Jin Jin
admitted here for a delivery?
Wang Jin Jin
She's in room 312
Thank you
Trouble
Jin Jin has entered the delivery room
We'll wait for her here
Do you want to go in?
No need
Please
No problem
We'll rely on you
Don't worry, no problem at all
Let me get this straight,
if your daughter gives birth to a son
you must help me, you know
We are rich and famous
it won't look too good if we get into a law suit
She's coming out
Be careful
Slow down
She's coming out
Slow down
Miss
Miss, is it a boy or a girl?
Boy or girl?
A boy
Really, Charlie, come and have a check up
Let me see
Don't touch the baby
He's got a "bird"
A "bird" is a boy
I can't take it
Solicitor Ho
It's a boy
You know what you ought to do
Yes, I'll handle it for you
See the boy looks so much like you
You see that he's a boy
He belongs to the Chiu family
Looks like you
We've agreed
This is a hospital, not a market
Can't you stop quarrelling?
You...
Auntie... this is my business
Alright, let's go out
Let me do it
Go...
Jin Jin, how do you feel?
I know that you are very tired, I've spoken with dad
I'll bring you home to rest
Wait till the child is one month old
we'll go to Europe
for our honey moon, alright?
You are still so wayward
Jin Jin, come back to me
We can't be together
no matter what
What about the child?
The child is mine too, if you decide to leave me
you should give him back to me
The child is my own flesh and blood
It doesn't matter whether you live with us or not
we must take the child away
Who's the father of the child?
Please fill in this form
Go
Me
What's your last name?
- Chiu - Yu
Chiu or Yu?
Yu
Chiu
Then this is a double name
It's Yu Chiu, or Chiu Yu?
Miss, this is my marriage certificate
My name is Yu Siao Bo, and this is my identity card
Check the ID please
Yu Siao Bo, Yu Siao Bo
Is that right?
This marriage certificate cannot prove
that you are the father of this child
So troublesome, the mother should know it better
Let the mother complete the form
Yu Siao Bo
the child hasn't got a name yet
No
Don't forget to register his name within 40 days
Okay
Isn't this robbery?
What kind of world is this?
Solicitor Ho
Come and read to her
Look
By law Mr. Chiu is the real father of this child
if you don't give him the child
he can sue you, and say that you've married another
He could claim the child on the grounds
it could not adapt to its surroundings
You will lose the case
Why are you standing here
Your child has been taken away
Go and get him back
Don't give him to her
Go and get him back
Stop fighting
Congratulations
What's going on?
I wish you happiness
When the child grows up, tell him
that he has a uncle who loves him very much
Da Ho...
He went away, what's that supposed to mean?
Since brother has given him up, then just let them go
That's not the point
Solicitor Ho, come over
You must sue her for me
I must sue her no matter what
I must get back the child
This can't be done, the client has given up the right
I can't do anything
What?
Let's go back and discuss this
Alright
Auntie, let's go
You really don't regret to be with me?
You won't mind this child, would you?
Isn't it the same if you have the child, got divorced
and married me?
It's the same now; just brought forward by a year
Go and have some sleep
It's hard to wait for a hundred days
Have some sleep
Be good
Don't wake up
Please, don't wake up
No
You're bad
You've forgotten to change the diapers
Shadow of a dream, fills my spirit
In my dream I still feel my heart beating
A feeling I can't describe on waking
Everything causes me to reminisce
Shadow of a dream, this is love
Is the dream some sort of a fore-vision!
I can't believe I hold on to this moment's innocence
today all the pieces of the dream will come together
I feel the dream will one day be true
My desire is still unfulfilled
I hope this would stay
this loving feeling would stay
I could only express my love in dreams
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